The Anti-Ageing Injection Timeline

A graph titled "Anti-ageing Injection Timeline" shows facial movement over time. It traces effects from no change, to anxiety, smooth skin, family notice, dark glasses, and addiction.

I would love to be a fly on the wall of people’s mirrors in the first few days after they get injections. Immediately afterwards you are looking in the mirror, swearing at those pesky wrinkles that they are about to be toast. You keep doing pulling silly faces, angry frown, the startled forehead raise, a […]